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Excellency 6th September 1988 Watch This Space Biro Calligraphy The Flying Standard Female Of The Species National Tree Week Gregory Crescent Dear Prime Minister Most Glorious Majesty Early Start Scarlet Equus Butterfly Milking Time Chartwell Bird Of Prey Watch Me Skoda Stroll What To Be? Chariot The Sussex Coast The Tarn Golden Cloud Sunrise Do You... Darling |
When I was a lad And Tarzan was my hero My flailing arms and thrashing legs Showed the crocs the way to go. The water was my friend, Returned my caresses with love, I became a champion of sorts, But lacked that final shove. I changed my ways, but never my heart For this medium so soft yet strong, I tested its strength in the Skagerrak And in the Med lazed long, I tried many a pool in Europe And crawled a million lengths at home, Never a thought for a medal, Ecstatic speed boating, alone. I praised Marcus in seventy nine, And marvelled when Tom came ashore, And surely if our Trainer lived We would have gained many more. Remember ever the caring water, Treat it with great affection, And when next you take the plunge, Thank John Bullet for his attention. Eltham Training and Swimming Club. 1989. |